Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Teachers wanted


We are always hiring. We need teachers who can teach out of a language book written in the fifties which was outdated the day it left the press. We offer free housing, uniforms, significantly less pay than your military buddies get, and an opportunity to experience life without dignity. The new teacher must be a backstabber who would rat on his fellow teachers on a DAILY BASIS. We have found out through long experience that the teacher must be an eccentric, yet able to fit in and contribute to the general atmosphere of petty squabbling that pervades the place. If you think you fit in then we have a place for you. The place you will be teaching with us in is drab, and disheveled, dusty and dismal.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I was there a few years back,too. Did years as ESL teacher in Asia,. (am NOT infamous Matt Heinz ! ...only Vin. ESLer seen fired in my yrs..LOL. after I deployed twice with Reserves since but suddenly too old 4 (psuedo)war

they say. Am aware tht it sucks but is still tax free right ?? Guess K.Miller is recruiter...

(worked 4 him) would u contact me pls. Gmail/blogger or
--- t#r$u*n^n!e&r (then)8 at yihooo --- appreciate if u

have time to send any 'blurb' telling base pay & whom to contact re: process &. thanks
-Willi eX-Vinneli